Media Whores and Classy Women

Let me start off by saying, I'm not feeling too well today. So excuse me if I forget, misspell or leave the blog short.


Let's start off with Real Housewives of New Jersey:

Caroline- I want to start with you are always so classy and graceful. Last night episode showed us yet again how much of a caring mother you truly are. I can relate to how Albie felt, and I wish I had a mother like you to lift me up. When you started to cry, I felt some tears coming on. I want to address you at Teresea's housewarming party. I felt like you did the right thing by stepping in and setting Kim G and Kim D straight. They both are very two-faced.


Jacequline- There isn't much to say, except rule with that iron fist. Ashley is a little b, who tends to walk all over you. She is your child and you are the parent; you both seem to have lost sight of that.


Teresea- Women, You are HILARIOUS. I Love how you tell Elvira, that you do everything and she looks at you like ' what I am so lazy I need nannys & help' You are definitley representing for all the REAL women out there, who still today tend to their man, take care of the children, have dinner made, and clean the house. I admire that in you. That says something about you. Your house is beyond beautiful, I hope all works out for your family in your financial difficulties. Sometimes you seem to be air-headed, but I overlook that because of your outgoing and outspoken personality. You tell it like it is.. PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!! :)


Last and definitley least,

Danielle- First off, your 56th boob job will not make your jafar, grinch looking ass any "prettier" because to become "more prettier", one must be pretty in the first place. I do not doubt I was the only one who thought you were trying to flirt with your dr. Ewww, seriously noone of his stature would want a golddiggin' whore. Who brags about sleeping around and being proud of it? Then you claim you slept with Prince, and when shown a picture of you he says " I ain't never seen that damn women in my life." hahahah!



Watch What Happens Next:

Okay, Danille Staub, I cannot stand you!! Last night with Andy Cohen I wanted to ring your neck. Look at you trying to be a better person. HAHAHA, yeah in your dreams. Your pulled back plastic surgery gone wrong face is horrible. Whoever did your face needs their license revoked. Your voice ( or lack there of) is pretty annoying. Sounded like some heavy breathing ( which you have tons of pratice in) , I felt like I was watching a Lezbian porno. Your song makes no sense, the only lyrics in it are " Why I am afraid to be close to you, so close to you, real close to you?" If dating a women (haha) is your new way of getting media noone cares!!


Closing here, I am getting a little restless. Blog later.


XOXO,

Juana